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Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever


  


 : Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

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Binding: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 152.43
EAN: 9780761142089
Edition: 2
ISBN: 0761142088
Label: Workman Publishing Company
Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company
Number Of Items: 1
Number Of Pages: 278
Publication Date: May 24, 2006
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Reading Level: Ages 9-12
Studio: Workman Publishing Company




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Editorial Review:

Product Description:
Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down! Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning— Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait—is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.

Book Description:
The best just got better. Now the mother of all joke books— JOKELOPEDIA, the category leader and great kids’ gift book with 412,000 copies in print—is updated and expanded with 200 brand new jokes, for even more laughs per page.

Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.



Customer Reviews
Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - My Son Loved It
My 12 year old son loved this book. He was excited when he received it and read it from cover to cover. He had fun telling us the jokes in it and we got a lot of laughs from them too. It is a big book and well worth the price. I would recommend it highly. It's a keeper in our home.



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Great for Scouts
This is the best joke resource I've found for entering jokes in my quarterly scout newsletter. Very age appropriate material. Recommended for all youth.

Ed Dominick
San Diego, CA



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Silly and dumb, yes, but very, very funny
Purchased for my 11 years old nephew, who loves "dumb" jokes. It's great for him because the format is mixed: some stories, some 2-3 line jokes and some cartoons. It's always a challenge motivating an 11 year old boy to read and this is a good solution.



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - amusing
Jokelopedia is an amusing giggle out loud book. Many nice jokes.

Kids and adults will enjoy this one.

I am a clown always looking for funny banter. Thanks




Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - Your source for dumb, dumber and dumbest jokes
This subtitle says it all, this book contains some of the dumbest jokes ever created. According to the cover, there are 59 elephant jokes, dozens of knock-knock jokes, some "why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road" and countless other sillyisms. All of them are written at the level of early adolescent humor, although there are some serious points. Short biographies of some of the funniest entertainers are included, from Lucille Ball to Chris Rock. Considering how tame Lucy's humor was and how rough Rock's ... Read More




 



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