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Binding: PaperbackDewey Decimal Number: 813 EAN: 9780971357235 ISBN: 0971357234 Label: Eraserhead Press Manufacturer: Eraserhead Press Number Of Items: 1 Number Of Pages: 236 Publication Date: December 01, 2001 Publisher: Eraserhead Press Studio: Eraserhead Press Related Items:
Editorial Review: Product Description: Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of the human race . . . God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm - an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there's nothing you can do about it ... Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy sex and violence, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn't want them anymore. Average Rating:
 Rating:  - The book that started it all...Carlton Mellick penned Satan Burger at age 22 and proved that he was one of the funniest, freshest and most original young authors of the Bizarro genre. Satan Burger is a great starter book for readers who are unfamiliar with Mellick's twisted prose. Fans of Franz Kafka will revel in the splatterpunk mayhem that ensues. Mellick is an author to watch out for. Rating:  - Poorly written, trite and just plain boringI don't normally write reviews but i thought I should warn you. Dont buy this book. It reads like an angsty high school students journal. I bought this after being recomended it by many people on amazon. I like choke and survivor and easton ellis and all that but this is whack. Rating: - I love this book!This is the story of punks in a chaotic wasteland of the future. It is the story of God closing the gates of Heaven and turning His back on mankind. It is the story of hell going out of business, forcing Satan to come to Earth with hopes of success in the fast food industry by opening his own chain called Satan Burger. This book is a comedy. It is also a science-fiction horror story. If you like interesting writing, imaginative worlds, weird characters, and pages upon pages of interesting factoids ... Read More Rating: - SMILE! You're working at Satan Burger!Okay, okay. I've heard enough about the so-called juvenile shock tactics that people accuse this book of having. It's untrue, plain and simple This is a complex and entertaining book about a really, really screwed-up future. It's punk rock surrealism, baby. It's gonna be weird, it's gonna be off-the-wall. But it's also gonna be fun as hell. Let's get serious. There is crazy stuff that goes on in this book. If you are a Christian, you probably shouldn't read this. If you like your ... Read More Rating: - Fun and engaging readThis book is set in a future where a personified planet Earth has become bored with human beings, so he begins trading species with other worlds like a little kid would trade action figures with his friends. Earth acquires all manner of otherworldly creatures such as a race of sex-crazed blue skin women, lizard people and a race of midgets that dress like historical American presidents. These creatures have overpopulated the cities, especially Rippington, where this book takes place. But strangely, the reaction ... Read More 
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