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Dear American Airlines


  


 : Dear American Airlines

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Binding: Audio Cassette
Dewey Decimal Number: 813
EAN: 9781433214714
Edition: Unabridged
ISBN: 1433214717
Label: Blackstone Audiobooks
Manufacturer: Blackstone Audiobooks
Number Of Items: 5
Publication Date: June 05, 2008
Publisher: Blackstone Audiobooks
Studio: Blackstone Audiobooks




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Elizabeth Gilbert on Dear American Airlines
Elizabeth Gilbert's first three books, Pilgrims, Stern Men, and the National Book Award nominee The Last American Man, received awards and acclaim, but her fourth, Eat, Pray, Love, a chronicle of her spiritual search and redemption following a difficult divorce, has put her on the bedside tables of millions of readers across the world. Her next book, Weddings and Evictions, a memoir about her unexpected journey into second marriage, will be published in 2009.

I'm one of those readers who can't get enough of Martin Amis novels, since Amis--a savage misanthrope who sometimes writes, it seems, with a drill bit--is a guilty pleasure of mine from way back. So it's no wonder that I fell so hard for the bitter, hilarious, dark, twisted, and wonderfully written delights of Dear American Airlines--the most Amis-like novel I've ever read. Jonathan Miles is a first-time novelist (and--full disclosure--friend of mine) whose journalism I've long admired for its clear, humane prose. I never suspected that he had a book like this in him, and--frankly--now that I do know, I'm a little worried for his mental state (even as I'm totally impressed with his writing.)

The novel relays the tale of Bennie Ford, a man who is marinating like a cocktail olive in the sour middle-aged juices of his own mistakes, but who has decided to redeem himself completely by attending the wedding of his estranged daughter. Now, as some of us have learned from painful personal experience, it's not always easy to redeem a lifetime of screw-ups in one weekend, but that doesn't deter Bennie from heading to the airport to fly off to what he has decided is the most important event in his life. (The fact that he doesn't seem to notice that the wedding should actually be the most important event in his DAUGHTER'S life, not his, is an early clue of his particular breed of hilarious narcissism.) But at the airport is where his troubles begin, as American Airlines cancels his flight and thus--as far as he is concerned--destroys his life. What follows is a complaint letter raised to the level of high narrative art. I have never before encountered a novel written in the form of a complaint letter, and we can safely assume there will never be another such after this one, just because Miles has created an inimitable story here--one which, despite all the dark wit of its narrator--leaves room in the sad margins for real heartbreak, real feeling, real life. (This is something Amis himself wasn't able to do until many years into his career.) This is the most entertaining first novel I've read in a long while, as well as a searing cautionary tale. Bring it to the airport with you next time you fly somewhere to change your life...




Product Description:
Sometimes the planes don't fly on time.

Bennie Ford, a fifty-three-year-old failed poet turned translator, is traveling to his estranged daughter's wedding when his flight is canceled. Stuck with thousands of fuming passengers in the purgatory of O'Hare airport, he watches the clock tick and realizes that he will miss the ceremony. Frustrated, irate, and helpless, Bennie does the only thing he can: he starts to write a letter. But what begins as a hilariously excoriating demand for a refund soon becomes a lament for a life gone awry, for years misspent, talent wasted, and happiness lost. A man both sinned against and sinning, Bennie writes in a voice that is a marvel of lacerating wit, heart-on-sleeve emotion, and wide-ranging erudition, underlined by a consistent groundnote of regret for the actions of a lifetime -- and made all the more urgent by the fading hope that if he can just make it to the wedding, he might have a chance to do something right.

A margarita blend of outrage, wicked humor, vulnerability, intelligence, and regret, Dear American Airlines gives new meaning to the term "airport novel" and announces the emergence of major new talent in American fiction.



Customer Reviews
Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Don't Bother Wasting Your Time
If you are interested in hearing a self-absorbed alcoholic blame everyone else for the state of his life, then this is your book. This is probably the only book I've ever read where after the main character toyed with the idea of committing suicide that I hoped he would just shut up and do it. Despite getting tired of listening to his constant whining and not taking responsibility for his own life, I stuck it out to the end but sadly found nothing of value in this novel.



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Surveying a botched life from Gate K9
People sometimes ask me how I select the books I read. DEAR AMERICAN AIRLINES was recommended in the "The Booklist" section of the weekly news magazine I receive. And, no, I don't pay attention to Oprah's recommendations. Maybe I should.

DEAR AMERICAN AIRLINES is an extended letter of complaint from the protagonist, Benjamin Ford, to the airline company for stranding him overnight in the departures waiting area at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Actually, Ford's letter is not so much a missive ... Read More



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - A Great Book
The storyline of Dear American Airlines has been well documented here and elsewhere so I'll stick to offering a simple statement as to why you should read the book : The writing is brilliant.

As narrator Bennie Ford opens his life to the reader there is more depth in these tight 180 pages than in any other book you will read anytime soon. The story flows incredibly well and is interspersed with points of recognition that hit home on both personal and general levels. There is humor and sadness, ... Read More



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - charmingly hilarious and sad
When I picked up this book for the first time, my initial thought was skeptical. "How entertaining can a book about a guy who hates the airport be" I asked myself. However, fortunately I was bored this particular day, and decided to sit down in the store to try reading the first few pages. What I discovered was that it was very difficult just to get past the first page... I could not stop laughing.

The opening of this book is an assualt on your senses as it relishes in the perfect mix of profanity, ... Read More



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - Funny and original self examination from a talented writer
Bennie Ford is halfway through his life, halfway through translating a Polish novel, and halfway across the country stuck in O'Hare airport courtesy of American Airlines. He is going to miss his estranged daughter's wedding - possibly the only mishap in his life that isn't his own fault. In the guise of an angry letter to American Airlines, Bennie relates the story of his youth, his marriage/divorce and child, and his life with his mentally ill mother. Also, Bennie is translating a novel about a soldier who is making ... Read More




 



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