Reeeediculous Pet Riddles Print E-mail
 
Elephant Penguin and Giraffe Print E-mail

Let's see if you can guess these great animal riddles...

portly-penguinWhat is the only mammal that can’t jump?
The elephant!

 

What is the only bird who can swim, but not fly? 
The penguin!


What animal can actually clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue?
You guessed it... the giraffe!

 

 
Birds and the Bees Print E-mail

Q. What do you call crate of geese?
A. A box of quackers!

Q. What does a sick bird get from a vet?
A. A tweetment!

Q. What do you call a bee that drops things a lot?
A. A fumble bee.

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Cats and Rats and Elephants... Print E-mail

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only drank condensed milk! Smile 

 

Q. What happened to the lion who ate a jokester?
A. He felt a little funny...

Q. What happens when you cross a tiger with a watchdog?
A. Your mail delivery stops... the terrified mailman won't visit.

Q. Why are elephants grey?
A. So that you can tell them apart from blueberries...

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. Puuuurrrrrrrple!

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Dog-gone Good Riddles Print E-mail


boxerQ. Why did the dog not want to play soccer?
A. Because he was a boxer and proud of it!

Q. What kind of dog did Daracula have?
A. A bloodhound!

Q. Why do we call them a litter when puppies are born?
A. Because they mess up the house!

Q. What do boxer dogs do best?

A. Punch, punch and punch... the ol' one-two!
 
Horse Sense - NOT! Print E-mail

Q. What did the horse trainer say to the baby horse? 
A. There's no such thing as a foalish question!

Q. What's the hardest thing about riding an untrained bucking bronco? 
A. The ground... oh ouch!

Q. What would you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A. A hobbyhorse, of course!   Undecided

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