Million Dollar Pet Pix

Q. What do you get when you cross a millipede with a turkey?
A. Huge drumsticks for everyone!

Q. When is a camel like a dog?
A. When it has fleas!

Q. How does a bee go to town?
A. On the buzz!

Q. When is a sheep like a dog?
A. When it has fleece!

Q. What did the ladybug slam the door on the spiders?
A. Because they were bugging her!

Q. Why would a pet store let you return a pet monkey?

A. Because it has a monkey-back guarantee!


Q. Whay did the monkey call his fruit stand?
A. Banana's Monkey Business!


Q. Why did the pet monkey eat a candle?
A. His Mom old him to eat a light lunch!


Q. What is the best way to keep a monkey busy?
A. Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!

Let's see if you can guess these great animal riddles...

What is the only mammal that can’t jump?
The elephant!

What is the only bird who can swim, but not fly? 
The penguin!

What animal can actually clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue?
You guessed it... the giraffe!

Q. How does a duck pay for his meal?
A. He asks to have it put on his bill! 

Q. What does a bird call dessert?
A. An after-dinner tweet!

Q. What sounds do you hear when you cross a rooster with a cow?
A. Cock-a-doodle-Mooooooo!

Q. What do you call crate of geese?
A. A box of quackers!

Q. What does a sick bird get from a vet?
A. A tweetment!

Q. What do you call a bee that drops things a lot?
A. A fumble bee.

Q. Why did the dog not want to play soccer?
A. Because he was a boxer and proud of it!

Q. What kind of dog did Daracula have?
A. A bloodhound!

Q. Why do we call them a litter when puppies are born?
A. Because they mess up the house!

Q. What do boxer dogs do best?

A. Punch, punch and punch... the ol' one-two!

Q. What did the horse trainer say to the baby horse? 
A. There's no such thing as a foalish question!

Q. What's the hardest thing about riding an untrained bucking bronco? 
A. The ground... oh ouch!

Q. What would you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A. A hobbyhorse, of course!