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Good Taste! |
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Woman to pet-owner friend...
"I just know my dear little Chihauhau, Lucy, has good taste... she likes the same shoes I do!"
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Barking Dogs |
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Q. How do you get a dog to stop barking in the front yard?
A. Put him into the back yard!
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The Bilingual Parrot |
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This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees a beautiful parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. this is puzzling, so he asks the owner about these strings.
"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks Spanish," replies the store owner.
"And what happens if I pull both the strings at once?" asks the curious shopper. "I fall off my perch and cry at you in two languages, you nut!" screeches the parrot.
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Pig "Mail" ion |
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Q. How do pigs write letters?
A. With a pig pen! 
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Labels? |
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Little boy in pet shop with his Mom shopping for a new pet but curious as to why she keeps picking up the pets. After a little while he finally asks...
"Mom, why do you keep picking up those kittens and checking underneath? Do they have labels on them saying girl or boy?"
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Furry Insect! |
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Q. what do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?
A. Bugs Bunny!
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A Hug? |
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Q. What is the newest breed of dog that is a cross between a Hound and a Pug are crossed?
A. Why, it is a Hug... the most affectionate pet you can find!
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Kangaroo Years |
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Q. What is the best year for a kangaroo?
A. A leap year!
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Ho-Ho-Ho Hee-Hee-Hee! |
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 Q. What do you call the breed of dog that is a cross between a Pointer and a Setter?
A. The answer of course is a "Pointsetter"
... a popular Christmas pet!
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Earthquake Warning |
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They say animal behavior can warm you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona! (Bob Hope/Gene Perret)
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Hungry Dog! |
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Q. What dog is always hungry?
A. You guessed it... a Chow-Chow!
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Seeing Things |
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A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly and due to technical problems, the plane was diverted to Sacramento. The flight attendant explained that there would be a short delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. Pipey, her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her.
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New Pet Math |
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Q. What do you get when you cross a pet rabbit, an amoeba, and a pet snake?
A. An adder that can multiply and divide!
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