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Thirsty Cat Wins Award |
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 Q. Did you hear about the kitten who drank 5 bowls of water?
A. Wow! He set a new lap record!
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'Neaky, Verrruh 'Neaky |
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Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way. Unique up on it.
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Horse Sense |
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A large white horse canters into a bar, orders a beer, sits down near one of the tables,
and starts reading a newspaper.
The bartender is fairly shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse. The horse gives the bartender a ten dollar bill for the beer.
The barman looks at the horse for a minute and figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. So, he goes back to the horse with one dollar in change. The horse doesn't say a word.
The horse enjoys his beer then goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here. "To which the horse replied, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"
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