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Q. If asked to change a light bulb, how would dogs respond?
A. By Species:
Afghan Hound: "Do I have to? It'll mess up my fur! "
Australian Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.... "
Basenji: "I'll wait for them to fix it, but now I'll chew on the couch while it's dark. "
Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark..."
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: "I'm so cute I can crawl on their lap and they'll do it for me."
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Collie: "I can't change it, but I'll go get Gramps as soon as I get Timmy out of the well!"
Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
Doberman Pinscher: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
German Shepard: "Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?
Stop I said, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE... NOW!"
Giant Schnauzer: "Can you please hurry up and change that bulb, I can't see to read the paper I'm suppose to pee on."
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a silly burned out bulb?"
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Hound Dog: "ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz"
Irish Terrier ( Canadian Born): "I can do it right after I chase that darn squirrel. You want to make something of that, EH?"
Irish Wolfhound: "Can somebody else do it? I've got this slight hangover..."
Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Black Lab: "Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Malamute: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Mastiff: " Don't need to... Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?"
Pointer: "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..."
Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be trimmed."
Pug: "Is this light bulb edible? No? Then forget it."
Rottweiler: "Make me!"
Yorkie: "Light bulb? I buried it! I thought it was a new kinda tulip!"
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