Million Dollar Pet Pix

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only drank condensed milk!  

Q. What happened to the lion who ate a jokester?
A. He felt a little funny...

Q. What happens when you cross a tiger with a watchdog?
A. Your mail delivery stops... the terrified mailman won't visit.

Q. Why are elephants grey?
A. So that you can tell them apart from blueberries...

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. Puuuurrrrrrrple!

Q. How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?
A. Whenever you have to wach out to not step into a poodle!

Q. When cats create art, what is it called?
A. Paw-traits!


Q. Is it true that an alligator will not attack you if you carry a flashlight?
A. That depends on how quickly you carry it! 


Q. What fish only swims at night?
A. A star fish!

Q. What do monkeys have that no other animal has?
A. Baby monkeys!

Q. What did the leopard say when he finished his lunch?
A. That was grrreat! It sure hits the spot, the spot, the spot...

Q. Why was the mommy flea sad?
A. Because her kids were going to the dogs!

Q. Where do frogs sit?
A. On toadstools!







Q. What is the very largest ant in the world?
A. An eleph-ant!

Q. What pet is always found on the floor?
A. A carpet!

Q. Did you hear the riddle about the skunk?
A. Never mind, it really stinks...

Q. How do you fix a broken spider monkey?
A. With a monkey wrench!

Q. What animal talks the most?
A. The yakkity yak!



Q. How do pigs write?
A. They always write with a pig pen.

Q. What is the best year for a kangaroo?
A. A leap year.

Q. What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. Where do rabbits go when they get married?
A. On their bunnymoon!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a tree?
A. A cat-alog!

Q. What do you get if you feed a lemon to your cat?
A. A sour puss...