Million Dollar Pet Pix

Q. How does a duck pay for his meal?
A. He asks to have it put on his bill! 

Q. What does a bird call dessert?
A. An after-dinner tweet!

Q. What sounds do you hear when you cross a rooster with a cow?
A. Cock-a-doodle-Mooooooo!

Q. What do you call crate of geese?
A. A box of quackers!

Q. What does a sick bird get from a vet?
A. A tweetment!

Q. What do you call a bee that drops things a lot?
A. A fumble bee.

Q. What do get when you cross a skunk with a bee?
A. A critter that not only stinks but also stings!
 

Q. What do you call a loss of memory in a parrot?
A. A good thing!

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A fsh...

Q. When does a teacher carry extra special birdseed?
A. When there is a parrot-teacher meeting.

Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!

Q. What is a polygon?

A. A dead parrot! 

Q. Why do little ducks walk softly?
A. Because they can't walk hardly at all!


Q. Which bird could be thought of as very rude?
A. A Mockingbird.


Q. What is the smartest kind of bee?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What would you call a bee that always complains?
A. A grumble-mumble-bumble bee! 

Q. What bird can lift the most weight?
A. The crane!

Q. What is a parrot memeory loss called?
A. Pollynesia..