Horse Sense - NOT! Print E-mail

Q. What did the horse trainer say to the baby horse? 
A. There's no such thing as a foalish question!

Q. What's the hardest thing about riding an untrained bucking bronco? 
A. The ground... oh ouch!

Q. What would you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A. A hobbyhorse, of course!   Undecided

Q. What kind of horse only appears after the sun goes down?
A. A nightmare!
racehorse-2Q. What kind of food does a racehorse eat?
A. Why, fast food of course!


Q. Where do you find the most jockeys in the world?
A. Down under in Horse-trailia!



Q. What animal goes to sleep with their shoes on?
A. A horse!

Q. Where in a hotel do horses stay?
A. In the Bridle Suite!
 
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