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Q. Why would a pet store let you return a pet monkey?

A. Because it has a monkey-back guarantee!


Q. Whay did the monkey call his fruit stand?
A. Banana's Monkey Business!


Q. Why did the pet monkey eat a candle?
A. His Mom old him to eat a light lunch!


Q. What is the best way to keep a monkey busy?
A. Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!

 
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